A joke about Bin Laden

Osama bin Laden says: China is only one country who can not be attacked in the world because of some reasons as followed: al-Qaida group had arranged six terrorists attacking china, but some stranger things happened:
First one were about to bombing one overpass; he sank in a faint because the overpass was so long that he has no enough energy to get on.
Second one wanted to bomb a bus; he could not get on the bus because there were so some many people that he had no space for him and had to gave up.
Third one was going to bomb supermarket, but the remote control bomb was stolen only after one minute.
Fourth one wanted to bomb government buildings, but the building security guards hit him madly and said:’ do not come here to prosecute for asking for your salary. So he was so serious injured that he had to give up.
Fifth one successfully bombed one Coal mine and hundreds of workers were dead and injured, but no any news was published on news paper after half a year, he was killed by the base because they thought he was lying to them.
Sixth one tried to bomb Guangzhou years ago, but when he went out Guangzhou Train Station, he was robbed of Explosives in one bag by Vicious criminals, when the time was short that he did not know how to deal with the things how happened, so he had to give up.
Osama bin Laden had to send last one, with with50 billion U.S. dollars to China for buying stocks, but he made a big loss and he only had one dollar left,
He spent the last one dollar to buy Underwear and walked back the Base.
Bin Laden exclaimed, "This is the real terrorist place, I can not fight with them but I can run away from them, Now I understand that why the words” People's Bank of China “are printed on the RMB, I served that entirely.
Remark: I translated joke from Chinese into English but many people could not felt humor because of different couture. I heard the joke from my friend, it means many bad things are still in the china, china still need time to change the bad thing and make china more Harmonious, I think our motherland can become more stronger and more harmonious.
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